It snowed in Seattle. I'm grumpy. The two are directly related.
Except...I currently have so many reasons to be grumpy.
1. I've had a headache since August 2. None of the numerous medical tests so far performed have been at all enlightening. Though they have yielded quite a variety of medications.
2. I'm job hunting again. Enrollment is down for winter quarter, and I was among the most recent hires. It's the economy, stupid. It's the stupid economy!
3. It snowed in Seattle, and it's too cold for it to melt. I am, therefore, scared to drive anywhere because of the ice and the idiots. Maybe not in that order.
OK, so I have 3 reasons to be grumpy. But I think #1 should count at least 4 times (one for each month of pain), and #2 counts twice - not only did I lose my job, I now have to find a new one! So that makes a total of 7 reasons to be grumpy.
Of course, I did make about 20 dozen snowball cookies yesterday, which just might subtract a point or 2 from my grumpiness score. I'm not sure exactly what the grumpy-to-snowball exchange rate is. I'm sure there's some fairly advanced math involved.
Drive carefully!
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Do you wonder how many of your readers actually know which john cusak movie that headline came from???
I may be mildly curious, but it doesn't matter all that much to me. Those who know it are clearly superior, but why make the others feel worse about their ignorance? :)
And to drink, Peru!
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